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What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?
Thank you, I'll just have a slither.

What musical instrument goes with cheese?
Picklelo.

Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. .
Cook: There is.
Fred: No, there isn't. There's only cheese pie.
Cook: You can choose to eat it or leave it.

What cheese is made backwards?
Edam.