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First witch: Shall I buy black or blue candles?
Second witch: Which one burns longer?
First witch: Neither, they both burn shorter.

Why did the mouse eat a candle?
For light refreshment.

What's a cold, evil candle called?
The wicked wick of the north.

Witch: How much are your black candles?
Salesman: Five dollars each.
Witch: That's candleous!