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He's so stupid he thinks Camelot is where park their camels.

A man buying a camel was advised that to make it walk he should say Few!, to make it run he should say Many!, and to make it stop he should say Amen! At his first ride all went well. Few! he called, and off the camel went. Many! he shouted, and the camel began to run straight for the edge of a cliff. But the new owner had forgotten the word to make the animal stop! As the cliff edge came closer he cried out in terror. Lord save me! Lord save me! Amen! And of course the camel stopped ? right on the edge the fearsome precipice. Whereupon the rider mopped his brow in relief and said, Phew, that was cloAAAAGH!