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My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !

What's the fastest cake in the world?
Meriiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnngue.

Flo: Try some of my sponge cake.
Joe: It's a bit tough.
Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Chrysalis.
Chrysalis who?
Chrysalis the cake for you.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Woodworm.
Woodworm who?
Woodworm cake be enough or would you like two?

What do witches eat at Halloween?
Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.

Girl: Did you like that cake, Mrs Jones?
Mrs Jones: Yes, very much.
Girl: That's funny. My mom said you didn't have any taste.

What cake wanted to rule the world?
Attila the Bun.

A little boy went into a baker's. "How much are those cakes?" he asked. "Two for 25 cents," said the baker.
"How much does one cost?" asked the boy. "13 cents;" said the baker.
"Then I'll take the other one for 12 cents!" said the boy.