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What do ghosts eat?
Dread and butter pudding.

How do you know that a elephant's been in the fridge?
There are foot prints in the butter. "

And what's your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first name's not Roland," smirked the secretary. "No, ma'am. It's Brendan."

Why was the cannibal expelled from school?
Because he kept buttering up the teacher.

Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.

Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again?
That's funny, Mom. I can't remember either.