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How do you make a butterfly?
Flick it out of the dish with a butter knife.

Why did the butterfly?
Because it saw the ice-cream float.

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a butterfly.
Will you say what you mean and stop flitting about?

What's green, hairy, and turns into a heavyweight butterfly?
A caterpillar tractor.

What is pretty, has teeth and flies?
A killer butterfly.

What is very beautiful, has wings, rests on flowers and is highly dangerous?
A man-eating butterfly.