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"I'm not going to school today," Fred said to his mother. "The teachers bully me and the boys in my class don't like me."
"You're going. And that's final. I'll give you two good reasons why."
"Why?"
"Firstly, you're 35 years old. Secondly, you're the principal."

What's the difference between an iced lolly and the school bully?
You lick one, the other licks you.

Fred: I hear Betty likes hockey.
Harry: That's because she's such a bully!