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What do you call an amorous insect?
The Love Bug.

Which fly makes films?
Stephen Spielbug.

What do you call a nervous insect?
Jitterbug.

What do you call an insect from outer space?
Bug Rogers.

What do you get if you cross a praying mantis with a termite?
A bug that says grace before eating your house.

How do insects travel when they go on holiday?
They go for a buggy ride.

Why was the insect kicked out of the park?
It was a litterbug.

What do you call singing insects?
Humbugs.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bug.
Bug who?
Bugsy Malone.

Doctor, doctor, I keep seeing an insect spinning round.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going round.

What do you get if you cross a flea with a rabbit?
A bug's bunny.

What is black, has six legs, wears a disguise and listens to people?
A telephone bug.

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