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What does a witch get if she's a poor traveler?
Broom sick.

What do you call a motor bike belonging to a witch?
A brrooooom stick.

Why do witches ride on broomsticks?
It's easier than walking.

Why do witches fly on broomsticks?
Because vacuum cleaners are too heavy.

What happens to a witch when she loses her temper riding her broomstick?
She flies off the handle.

What do you call two witches who share a broomstick? Broommates.

What do you call it when a witch's cat falls off her broomstick?
A catastrophe.

Witch: I want you to come round the world with me on a broomstick.
Wizard: Are you taking me for a ride?

Did you hear about the boy who saw a witch riding on a broomstick? He said, "What are you doing on that?" She replied, "My sister's got the vacuum cleaner."

Why do witches only ride their broomsticks after dark?
That's the time to go to sweep.

What's the difference between a broomstick and a pumpkin?
You can't make broomstick pie.

If a flying saucer is an aircraft, does that make a flying broomstick a witchcraft?

How does a broom make itself understood?
By sweeping gestures.

What did one broom say to the other broom?
Have you heard the latest bit of dirt?