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What did a cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home?
Lovely, dear, he looks good enough to eat!
What's your new boyfriend like?
He's mean, nasty, ugly, smelly, and totally evil - but he has some bad points, too.
"My boyfriend says I look like a dishy Italian!" said Miss Conceited.
"He's right," said her brother.
"No ? spaghetti!"
Your sister's boyfriend certainly has staying power.
In fact, he never leaves.
My boyfriend only has two faults - everything he says and everything he does!