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Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
'Cos he didn't want to stub his toes when he kicked the bucket.

You've got your boots on the wrong feet.
No these are the only feet I've got.

Pupil: Please, Miss, I can't find my boots in the cloakroom - and I've searched everywhere!
Teacher: Are you sure this pair isn't yours? They're the only pair left.
Pupil: Quite sure, Miss - mine had snow on them.