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A body builder was boasting about the weight he could lift.

That's nothing,' said a scrawny on-looker, 'I know a woman who can lift over a thousand pounds.'

'Never!' said the amazed body builder.

'Oh yes, I do,' said the little man. The cashier at my bank!'

I bought a best-selling book on body building and I've been doing the exercises every day for a month.

Is it having any effect?

I should say so - now I can lift the book above my head.