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What happened to the boat that sank in the sea full of piranha fish?
It came back with a skeleton crew.

How can you save school dumplings from drowning?
Put them in gravy boats.

When is a boat like a fall of snow?
When it is a drift.

How does a boat show its affection?
It hugs the shore.

Come in number 9 - your time's up.
We've only got eight boats.
Oh, dear, number 6 must be in trouble then.