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When is a blue school book not a blue school book?
When it is read.

And what goes into the water pink and comes out blue?
A swimmer on a cold day!

What do you do with a blue witch?
Try to cheer her up.

What do you call a man who's black and blue all over?
Bruce.

What is ugly, scary and very blue?
A vampire holding his breath.

What has blue blood, lives in a palace and goes "woof"?
The Queen's corgi.