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Are your blinds drawn?
No, they're real.

The lady of the house was having a shower when she heard the front doorbell ring. 'Who is it?' she shouted.

'Blind man,' came the reply. 'I'll be right there,' said the lady, and got out of the bath and went downstairs without stopping to put on any clothes.

She opened the door to a very startled man who said, 'Where do you want the Venetian blinds fitted?'