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I bet I can make you say 'black'.
OK, try it.
What are the colours of the Union Jack?
Red, white and blue.
I told you I'd make you say 'black'.
I didn't say 'black'.
You just did!

What is big, black and eats boulders?
A big, black, boulder-eater.

What's black and white and red all over?
A sunburned zebra.

What is black and white and goes round and round?
A zebra caught in a revolving door.

What is black and white and goes about on eight wheels?
A nun on roller skates.

What is black when you get it, red when you use it and grey when you've finished with it?
Coal.

Who was the Black Prince?
The son of Old King Coal.

What's black and white and noisy?
A zebra playing the drums.