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What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster?
You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.

Why did the biscuit cry?
Because its mother had been a wafer so long.

Have you got any broken biscuits?
Yes, I have.
Well, you shouldn't be so clumsy!

Why do idiots like biscuits?
Because they're crackers.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?
Crumbs!

What did the biscuits say to the almonds?
You're nuts and we're crackers!

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory?
Because he went crackers.