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Examiner: I think you know very little, if anything at all, about the Bible. Can you quote any passage?

Student: 'Judas departed and went and hanged himself.'

Examiner: Well, that's a surprise. Can you quote another?

Student: 'Go thou and do likewise.'

Jill: Have you read the Bible?
Jack: No, I'm waiting for the film to come round.