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What happened to the man who turned into an insect?
He beetled off.

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup.
What do you expect for two dollars, sir? A beetle?

Waiter, waiter! There's a beetle in my soup.
Sorry, sir, we're out of flies today.

Waiter, waiter! There's a teeny beetle in my broccoli.
I'll see if I can find a bigger one, ma'am.

Waiter, waiter, there's a dead beetle i n my gravy.
Yes, sir. Beetles are terrible swimmers.

What did the spider say to the beetle?
Stop bugging me.

What do you call a beetle from outer space?
Bug Rogers.