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What do you get if you cross a glow-worm with a pint of beer?
Light ale.

My sister thinks that a juggernaut is an empty beer mug.

Why wasn't the brewer hurt when a barrel of beer fell on him?
Because it was full of light ale.

How do frogs make beer?
Like everybody else - they start with some hops...

What happened to the lady who spilled some beer on her stove?
She got foam on the range.