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Which is the bees' favorite pop group?
The Bee Gees.

What did the mommy bee say to the naughty little bee?
Bee-hive yourself!

What goes "hum-choo, hum
A bee with a cold.

What kind of bee hums and drops things?
A fumble bee.

What did the confused bee say?
To bee or not to bee.

What goes zzub, zzub?
A bee flying backwards.

Why do bees hum?
Because they don't know the words.

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door-bell?
A hum-dinger.

How many bees do you need in a proper bee choir?
A humdred.

What does a bee say before it stings you?
This is going to hurt me much more than it hurts you.

What do you call a bee that can shelter a plane?
An air-drone.

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Bee.
Bee who?
Bee careful out there!

Waiter, waiter! There's a bee in my alphabet soup.
Yes, sir, and I hope there's an A, a C and all the other letters, too.

How does a queen bee get around the hive?
She's throne.

What did the drone say to the queen bee?
Swarm in here isn't it?

Which queen can never wear a crown?
A queen bee.

Why did the queen bee kick all the other bees out of the hive?
Because they kept droning on and on.

What's the difference between a sick horse and a dead bee?
One is a seedy beast and the other is a bee deceased.

What do you get if you cross a bee and chopped meat?
A humburger.

What's even better than a talking dog?
A spelling bee.

What do you call a bee with a low buzz?
A mumble bee.

Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they have honey combs.

Who's that at the door?
It's a man selling bees.
Tell him to buzz off - we don't want any.

I've just been stung by one of your bees.
Show me which one and I'll punish it.

What do you call a bee born in May?
A maybe.

What did the bee say to the rose?
I don't know.
Hi, bud!

And then what did the rose say to the bee?
I don't know! Nick: Buzz off!