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Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my bean soup.
Don't worry sir, I'll take it back and exchange it for a bean.

"Why is your son crying?" the doctor asked a young woman in his surgery
"He has four baked beans stuck up his nose."
"And why is his little sister screaming?"
"She wants the rest of her lunch back."

There was a young man called Art,
Who thought he'd be terribly smart,
He ate ten cans of beans,
And busted his jeans,
W ith a loud and earth-shattering.

What do you call baked beans on toast?
Skinheads on a raft.

What did the bean plant say to the farmer?
Stop picking on me.

I once lived on a tin of beans for a whole week.
Weren't you afraid of falling off?