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What did The Terminator say to Batman?
I'll be bat !

Who is the bat's favorite hero?
Batman, of course !

What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?
Because Robin had eaten all the worms.

What's Robin's favourite game?
Batmanton.

What made Batman sad in the autumn?
Robin flew south.

Why did Batman go to the pet shop?
To buy a robin.

Why does Batman go looking for worms?
To feed his Robin.