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Witch: I'd like some tiles for my bathroom.
Salesman: But this is a pet shop.
Witch: That's all right ? I want reptiles.

"But she's so young to get married," sobbed Diana's mother.
"Only seventeen!"
"Try not to cry about it," said her husband soothingly.
"Think of it as not losing a daughter but as gaining a bathroom."

You have to be a good singer in our house, you know.
Why's that ?
There's no lock on the bathroom door.

What are bathroom scales for?
I don't know, but when you stand on them they make you cross!