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Why do vampires like playing baseball?
Because they've got plenty of bats.

What's the very lowest game you can play?
Baseball.

Why is a baseball park cool?
Because there's a fan in every seat.

A player received a telephone call just as he was going in to bat.

'He can't come to the phone now,' said the coach.

'He's batting.'

'Oh,' said the caller, 'in that case I'll hang on.'