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What's the grasshoppers' favorite band?
Buddy Holly and the Crickets.

What is the worms' favorite band?
Mud.

Waiter, waiter! What's this creepy crawly thing doing waltzing round my table?
It's the band, sir, it's playing his tune.

What's the easiest way to make a bandstand?
Take all the chairs away.