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Captain: Why didn't you stop the ball?
Player: I thought that was what the net was for.

As two boys were passing the church, the minister leaned over the wall and showed them a ball.
"Is this yours?" he asked.
"Did it do any damage?" asked one of the boys.
"No," replied the minister.
"Then it's mine," came the reply.

What does a ball do when it rolls to a halt?
Looks round.

In what ball can you carry your shopping?
A basketball.