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Why are bakers silly?
Because they sell what they knead.

Why did the baker work so hard?
To earn an honest crust.

Why did you leave your job at the bakery?
Oh, the work was too crummy.

Why does Fred work in the bakery?
Because he kneads the dough.

There was trouble at the bakery last night!
Yes, I heard - two stale buns tried to get fresh.

Customer: I ordered twelve rolls from you, and you delivered thirteen.
Baker: Ah, yes, madam, but one was only half-baked.