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A young Finnish girl arrived in England to work as an au pair. The family welcomed her and Mrs White sat down with her to explain what work she would be doing. 'In the morning, you should make the beds,'

'Oh, Mrs White,' said the au pair, I not know how to make beds.'

'Oh. Well, never mind. When the children come home from school you can have tea ready.'

'Oh, Mrs White, I not know how to cook.'

'Ah. Well, you can vacuum and dust the house.'

'Oh, Mrs White, what is vacuum and dust?'

'You don't know how to vacuum? Tell me,' said Mrs White, fast losing patience, 'what do you know?'

'I know how to milk a reindeer.'