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Why do vampires hate arguments?
Because they make themselves cross.

Two ghouls were in the middle of an argument.
"I didn't come here to be insulted," yelled one.
"Really? Where do you usually go?"

I had an argument with my girl-friend last night. I wanted to go to football and she wanted to go to the cinema.

What film did you see?

Did you hear about the lady who is so argumentative that she won't eat anything that agrees with her?