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What kind of ant is good at adding up?
An accountant.
What do you call ant space travelers?
Cosmonants.
Boy: What's the biggest ant in the world?
Girl: My Aunt
Boy: No, it's an elephant.
Girl: You obviously haven't met my Aunt
What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes?
Ant'ten'eye
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What's worse than ants in your pants?
A bat in your bra.
What do you get if you cross an ant with one leg of an overall?
Pant.
What do you call an ant that likes to be alone?
An independant
What do you call an ant with frog's legs?
An antphibian.
If ants are such busy insects, how come they find the time to turn up at all the picnics?
Ants - so, they can carry ten times their own body weight -
Thousands of years on this planet and they still haven't worked out how to build a truck!
What do you call an eighty-year old ant ?
An antique.
Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because they're full of anty-bodies !
What's the biggest ant in the world ?
An elephant
What is even bigger than that?
A giant
What do you call an ant who lives with your great-uncle ?
Your great-ant.
What is smaller than an ant's dinner?
An ant's mouth.
How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?
Tenants.
Where do ants eat?
In a restaurant
What do you call a smart ant?
Elegant
What kind of ants are very learned ?
Pedants.
What do you call a foreign ant?
Important.
Where do ants go for their holidays?
Frants
What do you call a greedy ant?
An anteater.
What do you call a scruffy, lazy ant?
Decadant.
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
All sorts of antics.
What do you call
an ant who honestly hates school?
A truant
What is an ant
dictator?
A tyrant.
Which is the smallest ant in the world?
An infant.
How many legs does an ant have?
Two, same as an uncle.
What do you call a stupid ant?
Antwerp.
What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?
Ant-elopers.
What do ants take when they're ill?
Antibiotics.
What do you get when you cross an ant hill with a window box?
Ants in your plants.
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