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A man went in to a florist's shop to buy his wife anemones for their first wedding anniversary because they were her favourite flowers.

But it was late and the shop only had a variety of ferns left. The man bought several bunches of these rather than go home empty-handed and gave them to his wife rather sheepishly.

'Never mind, darling,' she said, 'with fronds like these who needs anemones?'