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Teacher: Why are you always late ?
Fred: I threw away my alarm clock.
Teacher: But why did you throw away your alarm clock ?
Fred: Because it always went off when I was asleep !

Mother: Fred! Time to get up! It's 7.15.
Fred: Who's winning?

Foreman: Why were you late for work?
Fred: Well, there are eight of us in the family and the alarm was set for seven.