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What is brown and yellow and buzzes at 36,000 feet in the air?
A bee in an airplane !

Two wrongs don't make a right. But what did two rights make?
The first airplane !

What do you get if you cross a witch with a werewolf ?
A mad dog that chases airplanes !

Why is an airplane like a con man?
Because neither has any visible means of support.

Two wrongs don't make a right.
But what did two rights make?
The first aeroplane.