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Fred: Have you seen the new advertisement put up by old man Lang?
Harry: No, I haven't.
Fred: Everyone's calling it Old Lang's Sign.

Job advertisement:
Wanted: Young assistant to club manager!

Lady: I'd like to put an advertisement in your newspaper.
Newspaper: In the Small Ads, madam?
Lady: Oh, no! I'm selling an elephant.