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How do you address a monster?
Very politely.

How do you join a Vampire Fan Club?
Send your name, address and blood group.

A lady walked in to the post office to buy stamps and as she was short-sighted the clerk offered to stick the stamps on for her.

`Wait a minute,' he said, `you've written the address upside down.'

`I know,' said the little old lady, `the letter is going to Australia.'

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Insect.
Insect who?
Insect your name and address on the form.

Did you hear about the teacher who retired ?
His class gave him an illuminated address...
They burned his house down.