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What kind of man doesn't like to sit in front of the fire?
An Abominable Snowman !

What did one Abominable Snowman say to the other?
I'm afraid I just don't believe in people !

What would you get if you crossed the Abominable Snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite !

Knock knock.
Who's there?
Chile.
Chile who?
Chile being an Abominable Snowman !

Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm the Abominable Snowman.
Doctor: Keep cool !

What is the Abominable Snowman's favorite book ?
War and Frozen Peas !

Why did the Abominable Snowman send his father to Siberia?
Because he wanted frozen pop !

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